In the spirit of the latest trend of 'Saying Sh*t' - this is for my fellow winter cyclists:
- My handle bar light has 740 lumens - I can light up the whole highway.
- I can't feel my face.
- Get off the freakin' shoulder!
- Are you riding studs?
- Hi - ya - do you guys have any stock on the litre size of chain lube?
- Brakes are really just a luxury.
- I can't feel my feet.
- Do you know where I can get a Gortex case for my iPad?
- That's the third battery I've put in my blinkie since October.
- I can't feel my hands.
- I totally wish they made backpack condoms with glow in the dark fabric.
- That grinding in my drive train is starting to really annoy me.
- Had to book it when I heard the snowplow coming up behind me.
- Today my snotsicle actually went from my nose to my handlebars.
- Are you getting any more than 4 gears?
- I heard that Pricepoint has a sale on derailleurs - I totally need to check that out.
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